Internet managed to behave itself for a couple of games and I got a nice go as...
Axe!
Axe is probably my favourite hero in the game. Managed to get a cute two wee games in. First one I messed up quite a bit by not getting my ultimate off in about 3-4 perfect opportunities. Our Pudge quit half way through after some light criticism so that didn't help. Second game went a treat and I managed to see Axe in his full potential.
I play Axe a little differently from most. For example, I don't use an Axe. I use a sword. I actually use swords so much
I have one sticking out of my fuckin' head. A lot of people I see play Axe take him as a jungle role and while he is super effective in this role, I prefer him as a big old asshole. Once you get to level three, you should definitely be in there for first blood. It's real simple. Battle hunger is my favourite ability in the game. It's a psychological ability moreso than anything else. Battle Hunger can be dispelled by getting a last hit so if you get it on a hero they think "I could just eat a tango and have this do nothing OR I'll blindly charge in trying to get a last hit". Usually they charge in blind and that's when you get your game face on. You run through the creeps and start pummeling the hero you battle hungered. The creeps starting hitting you proccing your counter-helix which hits the hero. At the point they realise how god damn stupid they were to try an take on that big, red, veiny war head that is Axe. They'll try and run away and just when they think they've made it you cast battle hunger again, watch them disappear into the fog of war only to hear the clink of gold into your pocket. Beautiful.
At this stage you buy your tranquil booties. This gives you that much needed ankle support to be an even bigger asshole. You just run into the middle of creeps and spin your wee heart out. When a hero sees you make a run in their direction they
always shit themselves 'cause they know you're gonna open up a can of whoopass. The ones that try be brave are stupid. You do the same as above except your counter-helix is even
more powerful and you probably have your ultimate which means chasing them down to slam dunk their candy asses. Seriously, get to level 8 and play the space jam theme when you play Axe. Boner Town, population: you.
My build is Tranquil Boots > Wand > Sange > Blink > Heaven's Halberd > Chainmail > Heart. Once you have your blink you are the initiating KING. Blink in, Berserker's Call and spin SPIN
SPIN. I'm dizzy! And horny.
Difficulty: 4/5. One of the more difficult heroes when played right. Harassing effectively early game, knowing when the kill threshold has been reached for your ultimate, managing blink/berserker's call/chainmail/heaven's halberd so you can blink, get attention then wait for BC to end to activate chainmail (40 bonus armour from BC makes chainmail useless if used in conjunction)
and using HH on a hero that isn't attacking you so your counter-helix will still proc. Tricky stuff. Also not kill stealing with slam dunk is a hard one...
Fun: 5/5. FUN FUN FUN. Chasing your enemies down with the speed boost from Battle Hunger and slam dunk-ing them is so satisfying. Having someone die from the DoT from your battle hunger is so satisfying. Going toe-to-toe with an enemy melee and watching your counter-helx proc over and over again is SO. SATISFYING.
Usefulness: 4/5. Get this guy enough farm and his ability to draw attention away from other heroes who are in trouble with his Berserker's Call and his general initiation skills make Axe a valuable addition. His ability to push an lane and harass enemy carries early game are an added bonus. A swell guy.
Overall: 5/5. Gonna give Axe full marks. I don't think I've ever had a bad game with this guy and there's been several times I've single handedly turned the tide of a team fight. If I had to play one hero for the rest of my games, it'd be this guy.
Next up, Bane!