Riddle Me This

decky101

decky101

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thatbloke said:
er, the gash is in my clothes and not my body?
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Then explain your agony! =P
I told you guys, the more hairbrained the better! Both of those were pretty epic fail if I'm honest, come on guys, show me what you got! (Nanor, this was exactly the answer I was expecting from you, I have two words for you: Epic. Fail. Kind sir.
 
Zooggy

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Ahey, :)

decky101 said:
whoever comes up with the most hairbrained whacky idea for how it works wins......
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I think you win your own challenge with

decky101 said:
a large precipice below that lasts for a large amount of time.
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Unedited. Honest. ;)

Also:

thatbloke said:
er, the gash is in my clothes and not my body?
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decky101 said:
hitting several large boulders along the way [...] Upon reaching the precipice, he tumbles over the edge, and falls for approximately 19 seconds, before crashing into several pointy rock formations located at the bottom of the precipice.
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The gash is a tad irrelevant by this time, I would think... :p

Cheers,
J.
 
waterproofbob

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Thatbloke has recently eaten a space fuel stop egg sandwich containing space worm spores that repair his body to ensure his survival and of course their own. They break up the minerals found in the spikey rocks onto which they fell using the minerals as fuel to aid the repair of blokes body. Over a period of days he becomes smarter fitter, happier and more productive. He is also quite content, he does regular push ups and sit ups everyday.

A week later he challenges this Bob character to a rematch, Bob removed his disguise and tried to make it back to the Bob cave. But bloke saw through this clever disguise and crushed Bob's head in between his thighs.
 
PsiSoldier

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Thatbloke is actually a prototype of the newest generation of androids, who for the purposes of realism and not scaring anti-android humans, is completely unaware of himself not being human, and has a fully funcitioning pain interpreter chip in his system.
As for the jousting part, for the ultimate test of 'fitting in' and being human, he was sent back in time to multiple different time periods, the Medieval period being only one of them, in these different periods the actions of the android are observed.
Anyway, being an android, he has immense durability and strength, enough to survive the aformentioned bob-aided pwnfest.
 
SgtFury

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Thatbloke was playing a game where his avatar got injured, but he was still intact :D.
 
decky101

decky101

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Bobkins wins! His idea was most original, though kudos to the rest of you guys for a valiant effort, the creativity shown was most excellent! Bob my good man, your turn, I'm sure you'll come up with something suitable vague and entertaining for us to try :)
 
Wraith

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decky101 said:
Bobkins wins! His idea was most original, though kudos to the rest of you guys for a valiant effort, the creativity shown was most excellent! Bob my good man, your turn, I'm sure you'll come up with something suitable vague and entertaining for us to try :)
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Actually Bobs idea seemed very reminiscent of an episode of Futurama so not really that original. :p
 
waterproofbob

waterproofbob

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Wraith said:
Actually Bobs idea seemed very reminiscent of an episode of Futurama so not really that original. :p
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Damn it I was hoping no one would notice, there is also lyrics from a radiohead song and a slightly bastardised quote from the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. I must admit I was expecting someone to call me on it earlier.

Feel free to ignore mine but I have 2 riddles for you all.


Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.




Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
 
Ronin Storm

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Surely the hobo will be able to smoke 5 cigars, but actually smoke none as he collects butts, not smokes cigars...?
 
Huung

Huung

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Ronin Storm said:
Surely the hobo will be able to smoke 5 cigars, but actually smoke none as he collects butts, not smokes cigars...?
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Hehe, if it's a trick question then I would agree with that. I came up with Zooggy's answer of 6 also.

Basically if you have 25 butts, that makes 5 cigars (25/5 = 5); by smoking those 5 cigars however, you are left with 5 more butts, which then potentially go on to make a 6th cigar, leaving one butt at the end.

I'm also agreeing with Zoog on the shadow idea for the first riddle, its the first thing that popped into my head after reading it through twice :)
 
Zooggy

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Hoy, :)

Ok, so, next riddle:

The judge turns to the defendant and says: you are an evil, evil man, and have been found guilty of the most heinous of crimes, murder, by a duly constituted jury of your peers. The appropriate penalty for you is life imprisonment. However, I cannot send an innocent man to prison. I am, therefore, releasing you, and may God have mercy on your soul.

What's going on?

By the way, this is a Nanor riddle, not a Decky riddle. ;)

Cheers,
J.
 
decky101

decky101

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Erm, could it be that this particular judge doesn't have the ability to convict him because of previous crimes he was found guilty to have commited, but in this particular instance, the defendant was in fact innocent, and so the judge had to let him go? I'm not too familiar with the intricacies of law, but am I correct? :p
 
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