THN quotes II

[Iron_fist]

i believe the tip here is don't leave fb logged in when you have a brother like kirby...

 

[Traxata]

What do you mean choice comments, that was all of them!

 

[Wol]

Bottoms up!

[Yesterday 23:21] Nanor: rawrafasefaefrfarar
[Yesterday 23:21] Nanor: NO
[Yesterday 23:21] Nanor: COME VISIT MEEEE TEEEHEEE
[Yesterday 23:20] Nanor: IM HAVING A SHIT
[Yesterday 23:20] Nanor: HEEEYY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
[Yesterday 23:20] Nanor: YOU FUCK SOME GIRL AND SHE DOESNT LEAVE YOU ALONE
[Yesterday 23:20] Nanor: SERIOSULY


I'm not sure what "seriosuly" is though.

 

[thatbloke]

on TS this morning after Haven saw a pic of Wol after they both commented on my Facebook status:

"Wol looks like THAT? I'm never talking to him again...."

 

[Haven]

*appologises to wol and offers beer in compensation*

 

[waterproofbob]

I'm even uglier! Can I have beer as well?

 

[Haven]

You're supposed to give other people beer to make yourself prettier ... or have I been doing it wrong all these years

 

[Taffy]

Random Frape I just saw on my page:

"Woke up in a bin surrounded by used condoms and empty tubes of KY Jelly. Anyone know of a helpline I can call?"

 

[thatbloke]

Iron_Fist: my mouth is in such a happy place right now

Just got this over MSN...

 

[Iron_fist]

13:54 < Wol> not a tube of cocks?
13:54 < thatbloke> no
13:55 < thatbloke> a tube of cocks is something entirely different
13:55 < Wol> Thats the london underground isnt it?

colour me amused

 

[thatbloke]

In WoW guild chat:

[Corenith]: /palm didn't realise I had to mount the pink thing to get the skill lol
[Corenith]: ...dont misread that pls

 

[SwampFae]

In WoW guild chat:

[Corenith]: /palm didn't realise I had to mount the pink thing to get the skill lol
[Corenith]: ...dont misread that pls

Giggidy!

 

[thatbloke]

Steam convo I just had:

comrade_phil: damnit
comrade_phil: I have an animal on my lap
comrade_phil: and he likes licking
[THN] thatbloke: lolol
[THN] thatbloke: unzip!
[THN] thatbloke: ...
[THN] thatbloke: ok maybe that was too far
comrade_phil: ......
comrade_phil: :|
comrade_phil: err, actually he has tried attacking it before.
comrade_phil: y'know swinging things entertain cats.

 

[comrade_phil]

oh. fail.

 

[Xarlaxas]

Owwie. Thankfully the worst my cat has done is nip my ankles.

 

[Wol]

"I also stuck another couple of torches up your mushroom last night"

:-|

 

[Traxata]

<@rMe|BaRT> Forever Alone
<thatbloke> nah
<thatbloke> i have my right hand!
<thatbloke> and just in case
<thatbloke> my left too



On IRC...

 

[thatbloke]

In IRC:

bacon: donkeys are aliens
Wol: hehe
Wol: mysteron display team!
Iron_fist: bacon: possesed by the spirit of bill and ben?
bacon: the dick lies shredded in a pancake
bacon: heh
bacon: *duck
***bacon must type more carefully

 

[Iron_fist]

i don't think typing more carefully is what you need to avoid that...

 

[Nanor]

While playing a game of Civ 5 with Ace. Ace is playing as the Japense:

Ace: Tokyo wants whales? Fucking Japs and their whales.