THN quotes II

[Dragon]

Fae on Teamspeak: "Hey haven why don't you just come over and be ... unhealthy with me?"

 

[thatbloke]

EDIT: removed due to trax being boring

 

[Traxata]

EDIT: removed due to trax being boring

Only until THURSDAY

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

On our Borderlands game:

Corenith: I shoot you because I care...

Cheers,
J.

 

[thatbloke]

Traxata: Also
Traxata: as of thursday
Traxata: I no longer have any pending prosecutions
Traxata: Police haven't bothered sending me anything
Haven: Trax - you got let off the indecent exposure thing ?
bacon: Traxata: he dropped the reckless driving
thatbloke: Traxata is no longer a reckless driver?

I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to spot the funny


this is the one trax wanted me to remove from earlier

 

[thatbloke]

Traxata__: FATBLOKE
Traxata__: Why am I tempted to build a giant naked woman out of cloth
Traxata__: think Monty Python's Meaning of Life
luctm: Because you are lonely.

This happened in IRC as I logged on after returning from work...

 

[Traxata]

<Wol__> i remember my first time
<Wol__> it was with bob on a cold winters day
<thatbloke> show me on the dolly where he touched you

That is all

 

[Traxata]

*** Haven is now known as steak
<Traxata_> That's what she said
* @steak dances
<thatbloke> uh oh
* thatbloke flees
* @steak runs around shrieking
<luctm> Like the fist of an angry god.
* Iron_fist chases steak with a hot pan and some seasoning
* @steak gets nekkid and jiggles its rump bits
*** steak is now known as Haven
<Wol> lol.
* Traxata_ gets the portable blow torch ready

efluff

 

[Wol]

"<thatbloke> needs to put the waggy-tailed dog in the kennel"



yay for euphamisms.

 

[thatbloke]

silkth: I prefer the grinning penis

From the shoutbox...

 

[Solemn]

I prefer the grinning penis

From the shoutbox...

hmmmm do we need to have the talk?

 

[Wol]

A game I like to call provokethebloke.

<thatbloke> bbiab
*** thatbloke has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
*** Wol_ is now known as thatbloke
<thatbloke> >.>
<thatbloke> <.<
<elDiablo> heh
<elDiablo> Hawken looks AWESOME
*** Wol has joined #thehaven (on second irc client)
<Wol> wooo. thatll confuse him
*** thatbloke1 has joined #thehaven
<thatbloke1> i bet i have to restart again
<thatbloke1> fucking VMWare
<Wol> lol
<thatbloke1> "there is a new version of me to install"
<thatbloke1> "first i need to uninstall the old version"
<thatbloke1> "now i need to restart"
<thatbloke1> "now i can install the new version"
<Wol> lol.
<Wol> blorkrage
<thatbloke1> "nowi need to restart again coz i suck"
<thatbloke1> it's more the fact that this laptop takes at least 5 mins to become fully usable after booting
<Wol> and now youve multiplied
<thatbloke1> that's just pidgin not leaving properly
<thatbloke1> i love this pointless progress bar
<thatbloke> you sure?
<thatbloke1> it spent about 30 seconds going from 0 - 100%
<thatbloke1> FUCK YOU HAVEN
<thatbloke1> hm
<thatbloke1> actually
<thatbloke1> could be elDiablo
<Wol> i42
<elDiablo> i42 is in 3 weeks, 6 hours, 49 minutes, and 39 seconds
* thatbloke1 eyes him suspiciously
<thatbloke1> maybe even rMe|BaRT
<@rMe|BaRT>
<@rMe|BaRT> me?
<thatbloke1> stupid progrss bar
<thatbloke1> been sat at 100% for 3 mins now
<elDiablo> What did I do now?
<thatbloke1> "installing packages on system"
<thatbloke1> (11:09:12 AM) Wol: and now youve multiplied
<thatbloke1> (11:09:52 AM) thatbloke: you sure?
<thatbloke1> ^^ that is not me
<thatbloke> isn't it?
<thatbloke1> no it is not
<thatbloke> How odd.
<thatbloke1> HAH
<thatbloke1> luct
<thatbloke1> its him
<thatbloke1> I DONT END MY SENTENCES WITH DOTS
<thatbloke1> so either him or Xarlaxas
<thatbloke1> I'm going with luct
<thatbloke1> oh there we go
<thatbloke1> VMware wants to restart again
*** thatbloke1 has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
<Wol> kick it!
*** Wol has quit IRC: Quit: Page closed
*** thatbloke is now known as Wol
<Wol> well that was fun

 

[Haven]

<thatbloke1> FUCK YOU HAVEN

 

[Traxata]

Bahahha that actually put me into a nice fit of giggles

 

[Wol]

*** Haven is now known as Wolololol
<thatbloke> lol
* @Wolololol runs around the room spanking hismelf
* @Wolololol fails
*** Wolololol is now known as haven

I...... dont know what just happened

 

[thatbloke]

thatbloke: http://www.reghardware.com/2011/04/01/app_of_the_week_wink_o_meter/
thatbloke: also
thatbloke: bacon
thatbloke: http://www.firebox.com/product/3527...ril-Fools_358&src_t=nwt&src_id=358&via=nltop3
bacon: http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/486737/Test-Your-Cat/Product.html
Traxata: bloke ... what the fuck
thatbloke: what
thatbloke: TRAX
Traxata: wankometer
thatbloke: WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY
Traxata: Thursday
thatbloke: WRONG!
thatbloke: try again
Traxata: mere days?
Traxata:
thatbloke: i'm going to schlap you
Haven [~haven@saratoga.thehavennet.org.uk] entered the room.
mode (+o Haven) by L
***Traxata has no idea
***Traxata and notices Q is dead
thatbloke: do i really have to spell it out for you
thatbloke: omfg
thatbloke: O
thatbloke: M
thatbloke: G
***thatbloke headdesks
***thatbloke headdesks some more

(side note: Q has been renamed to L on quakenet today)

 

[Traxata]

[10:13] <Wololol> bummer. i forgot my plums this morning

 

[Wol]

[Yesterday 23:55] silkth: good workout that
[Yesterday 23:56] silkth: My back is a bit sore
[Yesterday 23:56] silkth: finally nailed beautiful people on hard

giggedy

 

[bacon]

From the shoutbox

[Today 13:37] Nanor: I THINK I LOVE YOU
[Today 13:37] Nanor: COME BACK
[Today 13:37] Nanor: That was.. beautiful
*BiG D flees*
[Today 13:29] BiG D: oh damn that was supposed to be a notice
[Today 13:29] BiG D: I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH; WHEN I'M WITH YOU; IT'S YOUR FEVER; MAKES IT FEEL SO GOOOOOOD

 

[bacon]

@i42:

Pingue: If he turns round and sees me flashing.