THN quotes

[DocBot]

I thought I should migrate this over here. So after a "little" copy/pasting it's all here for your enjoyment. if you want to post a new quote PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST and if you want to comment on a quote PLEASE REPLY TO THE POST WITH THAT QUOTE

it makes it oh so much easier for those of us with threaded view ;P

anyway, here goes.



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* haven_work slaps gus
<gus> Sad
<gus> *ow*
<haven_work> you love it really
<gus> well, i do
<gus> but don't tell anyone

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<DocBot`ns> blech
<DocBot`ns> MUPPETS
<DocBot`ns> muppets everywhere
<DocBot`ns> the server's infested
<DocBot`ns> im off for lunch
* DocBot`ns is now known as Doc[feed]
<ZiGG> muppets + bleach = lunch Very Happy

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<DaneMan> Finns inga snygga tjejer i danmark Razz
<DaneMan> Alla ser ut som gargamel.

translation: there are no good looking girls in denmark. Everyone looks like gargamel

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*** KillCrazy is now known as KillCrazy^wtf
*** Duren_sandwiche is now known as Duren_tinofcoke
<KillCrazy^wtf> <kippo> If you can see this you have a been infected with the f00l virus
<KillCrazy^wtf> lol wot a n00b
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<KillCrazy^wtf> huh?
<Duren_tinofcoke> LOL
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<KillCrazy^wtf> help
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<Doc_chili> ROFL

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[22:12] <SpaceDK> i can see the light at the end of the tunnel now
[22:13] <haven_> you wants it
[22:13] <haven_> oh yeeessss
[22:13] <haven_> you wants it
[22:13] <SpaceDK> .... and next ur gonna say ur my father or what?

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[22:18] <DocBot> i now got a total of _4_ splendid quotes from #thehaven
[22:18] <haven_> Smile
[22:18] <DocBot> no, 5!
[22:18] <haven_> a veritable collection
[22:18] <DocBot> yay Smile
[22:18] <DocBot> gimme a couple of years and we could put up a quotes section Smile
[22:18] * haven_ puts on his tutu and dances around the prison room like the pretty pink princess he is
[22:18] <haven_> 6

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[23:10] <KillCrazy> everyone press alt+F4 now!
[23:10] *** Signoff: Da|^PennyWise^ (Signed off)

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[23:14] <Pestcontrol> mine survived core temps of over 70° and its still going strong in someone elses comp
[23:14] <haven_> yeah mine too
[23:14] <haven_> and my duren before that Smile


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[23:25] <haven_> can you imagine explaining to KC's parents how we accidentally sold him to a bondage outfit for a few beers !

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[23:30] <DocBot> btw, if you all come to sweden, I'll get you cheap beer (although more expensive than in holland) and loverly female medical students to party with Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy *more frantic smiles*
[23:30] <Pestcontrol> i'd gladly bring the beer along
[23:30] <Pestcontrol> what's swedish beer like anyway
[23:30] <DocBot> hmmmm
[23:30] <haven_> hmmm
[23:30] <DocBot> lol
[23:30] * haven_ checks shadow isnt around and gets his ferry booked

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[00:59] * SpaceDK ? compuer is down again
[00:59] <SpaceDK> computer even
[00:59] <Doc[away]> how do you treat the poor creature?
[00:59] <SpaceDK> i have no idea.. it doesnt love me
[01:00] <Doc[away]> try feeding it some ram, they like that

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[14:53:44] * Durenundeeeeeee shoots Pestcontrol
[14:53:51] <haven> pestcontrol NEVER EVER make any requests on the radio again !
[14:53:53] <Durenundeeeeeee> Smile
[14:53:55] <Pestcontrol> I DIDNT
[14:53:59] * haven repeatedly hits pest in the nads

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[ 07:55 ] [+Carth] wth happened in here
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] i mentioned dick once
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] welcome to thn carth

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[ 11:54 ] [+BiG_D] It's like a requirement of IRC that you try to be some kind of master wordsmith, no?
[ 11:55 ] [+BiG_D] I thought it was in the TOS and all.
[ 11:56 ] [+BiG_D] I'm just following the rules!
[ 11:57 ] [+ne|Carth] oh, where does it say it?
[ 11:57 ] [+BiG_D] 1. No Porn
[ 11:57 ] [+BiG_D] 2. No Warez
[ 11:57 ] [+BiG_D] 3. Be a smartass
[ 11:58 ] [+ne|Carth]
[ 12:02 ] : ne|Carth[~carth@Carth.users.quakenet.org] is now known as BiG_C
[ 12:02 ] [+BiG_C] Well I must say, what a convivial turn of events
[ 12:02 ] [@Pestcontrol] cowhat?
[ 12:03 ] [+BiG_C] One must refer you to the rules of IRC
[ 12:04 ] [@Pestcontrol] Enlighten me, Oh BiG_C, of the shakespearian drama that is your preferred irc conversation.
[ 12:04 ] [+BiG_C] I say BiG_D, this "Pestcontrol" doesn't appear acquainted with the rules
[ 12:05 ] [@Pestcontrol] Jolly right old chap.
[ 12:05 ] [+BiG_C] Wouldst thou be so kind as to enlighten the dear fellow
[ 12:05 ] [@Pestcontrol] Are you going to burn me?
[ 12:05 ] [+BiG_D] Perhaps your little masquerade has him confused?
[ 12:06 ] : BiG_C[~carth@Carth.users.quakenet.org] is now known as ne|Carth
[ 12:06 ] : Pestcontrol[~ask@c529ca7cf.cable.wanadoo.nl] was kicked by T-Bone . [Burned ]
[ 12:06 ] [+ne|Carth] rofl
[ 12:06 ] [@T-Bone]
[ 12:06 ] [+ne|Carth] that'll teach him not to follow the rules

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* haven___ slaps his thigh and rides the wave across the room!

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[19:51] <@Pestcontrol> bockwurst
[19:51] <+]Dragon[> yes come over and u can have mine
[19:51] <@TheHaven> erm

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[20:08] <BiG_D> Don't make me out-of-context quote you too!
[20:08] <BiG_D> We all know how that turns out...
[20:09] <Carth> hmmm, please don't
[20:09] <Carth> ^_^
[20:09] <Carth> even if you do, we all know it's taken completely out of context
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> anyway, yeah, it felt horrible
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> the guy was nice, i just didn't like it
[20:09] <BiG_D> But what else could it *possibly* mean?
[20:09] <Carth> i told you, i had an oral
[20:10] <BiG_D> Yes. That's what I'm implying.
[20:10] <Carth> a german oral
[20:13] <BiG_D> I'm just gonna let that speak for itself
[20:14] <Carth> not with a german guy, it was a test
[20:15] <BiG_D> A test to make sure you were good enough for the German guy?
[20:15] <Carth> the german guy wasn't in the room
[20:15] <Carth> i just practised with him
[20:15] <BiG_D> But he was watching?
[20:15] <Carth> no
[20:15] <BiG_D> You sure there wasn't a two-way mirror or something?
[20:15] <Carth> it was in school
[20:16] <BiG_D> Isn't there laws against that?
[20:16] <Carth> and the german guy had to help some girls practise while i was having mine

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[16:19:07] <BiG_D> I have a level 4 monk in ascalon city
[16:19:12] <ne|Carth> ooooh
[16:19:18] <ne|Carth> before or after the searing?
[16:19:26] <BiG_D> Post-searing
[16:19:28] <ne|Carth> the searing has just happened for me
[16:19:32] <BiG_D> Did the searing and then logged out
[16:19:37] <ne|Carth> same here
[16:19:39] <ne|Carth> lol
[16:19:50] <BiG_D> Roidz also has a level who-knows-anymore warrior
[16:19:59] <BiG_D> But it's quite possible he's way way past us now
[16:20:38] <BiG_D> I'm home tomorrow, so I can play all day

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[00:41] <+BiG_D> I'd prefer some sort of latex

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[18:35:24] <BiG_D> Your language never ceases to amuze me
[18:35:26] <[THN]Macca> we could get pest over from holland and we could have a threesome
[18:35:34] <Pestcontrol> with your testicle?
[18:35:37] <BiG_D> Nor does spelling stuff in my language wrong
[18:35:55] <[THN]Macca> IT's NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A JAGGY FENCE
[18:35:57] <Pestcontrol> ah but i dont spell stiff wrong do i? Smile
[18:36:10] <[THN]Macca> i can recieve it then if you dont mind giving it pest?
[18:36:11] <Pestcontrol> it was your fault to hang your balls in it
[18:36:39] <[THN]Macca> T-bone do you remember "kramola foam"
[18:36:56] <[THN]Macca> it was a powder you put in water or something and you drank it?
[18:37:00] * Pestcontrol hands [THN]Macca his testicle
[18:37:10] <Pestcontrol> sugar?
[18:37:20] <[THN]Macca> pretty much

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*phew*

 

[KillCrazy]

[23:34:33] <Nanor> w00tage
[23:35:23] * Nanor shouts: Haven REPAIR THE TANK
[23:35:25] * Nanor Not the bloody Command Post
[23:35:37] * Nanor says: Haven Your A Noob
[23:36:11] <Nanor> Searching ET 3on3 || rofl, none, dont got one
[23:40:42] * Nanor has left #thehaven
[23:43:39] * Haven looks confused

 

[pHatBambi]

<Nanor> I sell my womb to needy couples. I'm a cerugat(SP?) mother. It's uterUS not uterYOU.
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[16:31] <DeZmond>

Hey, what's this book I found? Ronin Storm: The Manual?

1010 POST 
1020 Post message: (Moderation Action: #n~21) 
1030 Wait 5.00 //program waits for 5 seconds 
1040 Maintenance.Dispatch; 
1050 Gosub POST

There's your problem.

[16:37] <Piacular>
Lol.

I find the best way to fix these things is with a screwdriver and soldering-iron.

Now, if you could just hold him down please.

[16:40] <Ronin Storm>
I'm not a procedural entity! I'm object-based!

protected class RoninStorm
{
  protected RoninStorm(string message) { DoPost(message); }
  protected void DoPost(string message) { System.IO.Post(message); }
  protected void EatCake(ChocolateCake cake) { System.IO.Eat(cake); }
}

[mod]Fixed some of the formatting, to make it look more like the original posts [/mod]​

 

[Fi$hy]

Where do these quotes come from?

Especially those with < > ??

 

[T-Bone]

They come form our IRC channel for the mostpart. Our channel is #TheHaven on quakenet if you didn't know

 

[DocBot]

argh, I told you to reply to the original post when you have new quotes //neatness nazi

 

[KillCrazy]

Hey docbot sorry to dissapoint you but a large majority of people on the forum don't use threaded mode. I'm one who has been turned to the light side of threaded posting though

 

[DocBot]

yes I know, you still have to click "quick" or whatever on the post you reply to...

 

[KillCrazy]

I'm guessing people click the post reply button instead, which is what I used to do before threaded mode.

 

[DocBot]

bah, and I thought I explained it so there wouldn't be any misunderstandings

 

[DeZmond]

Nope.

Actually, I don't like Threaded mode. Hybrid is miles better.

Anyway, what are you complaining about? You're a full admin, so moderate the post already!

 

[DocBot]

as have been stated before: there is no way of moving posts about within a thread that we know of.

 

[DeZmond]

I've had a thought on this, actually. How about: deleting this thread and recreating it, only this time locking it? If any new quotes are to be submitted, they could be PM'd to a moderator and then posted up that way, to ensure that the view is nice and uncluttered.

 

[DocBot]

if people would just stick to what I told them in the first post then the view would be uncluttered anyway, especially for us who reads in threaded or hybrid mode plus I want it to be simple to post up quotes. if this doesn't work I'll just prune posts like this one out

 

[DeZmond]

Source: Shoutbox, 25 Jan 2006

Piacular: Ooh, I forgot! Who increased the smile limit from 4 (ages ago )? I love you! I'm always using them, and in big posts there are thousands!
Ronin Storm: Docbot did that for you. Great guy, ain't he.
DeZmond: All hail docbot! All hail docbot!
Piacular: Zeig hail! Nazi of Neatness!
T-Bone: JAVOLL MEIN FUHRER!
BiG D: Ask and you shall recieve, I suppose. It snowed. A lot.
T-Bone: Hooray - Take Pics!!!!
BiG D: I'll see what I can do, it'll likely be dark by the time I get home from work, so I don't know how well any pictures will turn out.
T-Bone: Take what you can
DeZmond: My motto exactly. *grabs haven's monitor and runs off into the sunset*
T-Bone: *Notices that DeZ left haven's door open....goes in with a forklift and sees Saratoga II*...Yoink!
haven: *sits back and watches his ninja hamsters do their evil work with miniature red hot pokers on the bad bad men*
BiG D: *steals the evil ninja hamsters as well*
T-Bone: *is currently in bed with Saratoga*
haven: *is torn between the fear of T-Bone nekkid and his love for saratoga*
T-Bone: *Is now finished and does the Naked Chicken Dance from Scrubs*
BiG D: I uh wouldn't touch saratoga until she's went through a few hours of sandblasting, and some sort of acid wash...
T-Bone: But she has nice curves...I'm just worried she might become a motherboard
BiG D: *shudders at the thought*
Nanor: SCHOOL'S OUT FOR A FEW HOURS!
SgtFury: *Tranquilizes the Haven, Big D and T-bone and leaves them in bed together to figure out what happened in the morning*
Gopha: WOOT WOOOT

 

[Nanor]

[Today 16:33] DeZmond: Not a fan of Googlemail - or as I like to call it, Goggle-mail - I don't like people reading my emails before I do. :/

 

[BiG D]

KillCrazy: What is cheese? Cheddar don't hurt me...

 

[thatbloke]

[20:05:10] * haven_away_away is now known as haven_away

Taken from IRC about 2 mins ago... i mean WTF??? difference???

 

[Carth]

(@Pestcontrol) if only killing someone was as easy as logging into their pacemaker's webadmin and hitting a button

Glad this guy isn't an admin of life... although he probably would ban other people rather than me

 

[Carth]

Naturally I removed the parts that made it less funny

(+BiG_D) So the ram was dead?
(+Carth) mjrhurtz's friend?
(@Pestcontrol) no, BiG_D
(+Carth) he's a ram?
(@Pestcontrol) the ram was fine after i swapped the sticks around
(+Carth) omg :x
(+Carth) cruelty to animals
• +Carth doesn't ask what you did with the sticks
(@Pestcontrol) i stuck them in, carth
(@Pestcontrol) yes, all the way