Things people do to get a game... oh, hang on, things 
I do to get a game.
So, Amazon didn't bother to tell me that my preorder wouldn't be turning up 'til mid next week.  Yes, 8th of May, apparently.  Late night research told me that if I preordered after 9th April then in all likelihood I wasn't going to get the game on release day.  Sucks.
So I scouted around last night to figure out if any other online retailer was going to be in better condition; they weren't.  Everyone had sold out or didn't reveal stock details.
This morning I woke suddenly with a memory of something I'd read; last time GTA was on a release embargo the company that broke that embargo was Argos.  Inspired, I checked out the Argos stores in York and voila, one had a copy.  Reserved, speedily cycled into town, arrived for 09:05, grabbed the very last unreserved copy.
Hurrah! 
 
Does mean that I'll have a spare copy turning up mid next week if anyone would like one?