The Werewolf Game (TWG)

[thatbloke]

And what about Farmer Nanor? Does nobody think it the least bit suspicious that he is out here before the rest of us shouting for help when, indeed, being the first person out here, he could well be the one who has perpetrated this act? Indeed, I feel that, having been caught "Red Handed," Farmer Nanor is a prime suspect for the actions which have led to Midge's death...

 

[Ronin Storm]

Yes, indeed, Citizen Thatbloke speaks the truth. It is often said that the one to discover the body is also the one on whom most guilt must be placed. I have often seen Farmer Nanor in the company of the obviously evil Mister Piacular. They are in cahoots, I tell you! Cahoots!

 

[midgert]

id appreciate a burial of some sort of whats left of me

 

[Piacular]

Tranquil hamlet? How pray tell was it tranquil, when a vicar is forced to sleep in the square! It is your spendthrift mayorship that has led to this! If you'd built a chapel perhaps the Gods would not have sent wolves to prey on us. If you'd built a wooden palisade perhaps they would not have infiltrated us! But no, you have wastefully spent all our money on your own fancy manor!

I have lived in this village since the day God created me, whilst you, city boy, with your big words and reactionary talk have been here a shorter time! Surely it is the more recent inhabitants that are likely to be the Evil Ones!

Anyway, as you can see I am ample of girth and if we suppose there are two of the beasts, each has made off with one of dear Midge's arms. It is no feat to see that is not near enough to sate my hungry belly, no, if I were to be satisfied, I would venture that the equivalent of half a grown pig would be needed, far exceeding the small boys appendages.

And as for That Bloke, he is so recent he does not even have a name! So mysterious a stranger is obviously Evil!

My brothers! Do not let these two deny you your life! Look into your hearts and see them for who they really are! The werewolves of ancient tale! I have been with you all along, I helped deliver the babe Midgert, from the fabled woman, would I so cruelly consume him? It is these impostors that require our vengeance! Let us unleash it upon them! It is not my place to choose who is put to the flame first, that is for you, my children.

 

[pHatBambi]

Don't be too hasty Mayor Ronin.

Whoever or whatever did this could be any one of us. All I know is I heard a wolfs cry last night and I'm making myself prepared to defend and kill whatever it is that plagues our fair village.

*Sharpens sword on stone*

Although I suggest that you come foward and defend yourself Nanor.

Oh and ThatBloke. You should be careful with your tone...

*Loads silver bullet into his pistol*

 

[Piacular]

Praise be! pHatBambi has seen the way, and it is True!

Come faithful! God has seen and guided Bambi's heart!

For ThatBloke! His time is now!!!

 

[pHatBambi]

God has seen and guided Bambi's heart!

Pray that he can guide my sword!

 

[Sephiroth]

Twas the night before mornin', and all through thy village, not a creature was sterin cept good old midgert crying in pain not moments later heard i did with me eyes a evil grin in mayor Ronins eyes! covered in blood munchin a leg.

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

Truly, Farmer Nanor's early-morning proximity to poor young midge is undeniable proof that he is of unpure heart, but let us not discount that sneaky sneaky sneak thief, resident wrong-doer Sephiroth from these proceedings! I have seen him, yes seen him with my own peepers, dabbling in the dark arts - summoning, magic and such! - why, I wouldn't be surprised if some kind of dark-pact existed between both the farmer and the scamp. Burn! BURN!

 

[Piacular]

As a valued member of this hamlet, Farmer Nanor should be defended, and lest we forget, he will be tilling the fields all day for our benefit! A task which until now dear Midge assisted him in! Let us look at the seditious reasoning behind ThatBloke and Tetsuo Shima's accusation.

1. He was first to discover the body. Not only does someone always have to be the first to discover something, but it is also entirely reasonable that Farmer Nanor find it first, for he is a farmer, and therefore earliest riser!

2. The implication that someone discovering the body has committed the sin. This would mean that they had not left the scene of the crime since committing it! Farmer Nanor as he wept at the body of Midge, his able but deceased farm hand, was fully clothed! It is my understanding from the ancient texts that a werewolf sheds his mortal cloth when he assumes his deadly form, if Farmer Nanor had reverted to his human form at the scene, would he not be naked as the day he was born?!

Now, as we stand here talking, he is nurturing the food in the fields that us villagers eat! I will go assist him, since he has lost his beloved assistant. May you Evil Ones rot in Purgatory!

 

[waterproofbob]

Gathers all to the town square due to the lack of church facilities, while drunkenly mumbling "the power of christ compels you"
*Ahem...... I'm not as think as you drunk i am.
I'd like to start by saying at this time of need we shouldn't fight among ourselves but stand together and root out this rat bastard that killed our dear friend midgert.
........................................."funerally type things"..............
"Ashes to ashes dust to dust"

I say we root out these filthy vermin and make the heretics burn.
God bless you all, except for Piacular I say burn him.
Now wheres my brandy

 

[Sephiroth]

we should not be worryed about burning piacular dear drunken turtle, what we should do is ANGRY MOB!!! we shall find the houses with midgerts arms, then destroy the owners! WHIP, CRUNCH, WHIP, BURN and STOMP ON! now is our time my friends ATTACK TETSUO's HOUSE!!! YAARRRRR

 

[Nanor]

Don't you see! I am a farmer! My profession requires me to be up early to feed my crops before the harsh sun wilts my, nay, OUR poor crops! Ofcourse, for Thatbloke to make such a statement about me unprovoked is truly the acts of a man.. or wolf who is worried people will find his true identity! We must shoot him between the eyes with a Silver Bullet! Death to Thatbloke!

 

[Sephiroth]

Yes poor Nanor is our dear friend and lost a very capable lad in his line of work!
Those of us who say he is monster are obviously in denile, Nanor is a good man and with midgerts (god bless him) help has kept this village going for many years.

 

[Ronin Storm]

Hmm, your words regarding Nanor's happenstance discovery of midgert's body seem sound and with merit. Indeed, Nanor's calm rebuttal even in this time of pain for our small community would further bolster his innocence to my mind.

In such a case, I say to you citizens that Farmer Nanor may actually be innocent.

But more scurrilous in his apparent rage, I find that Citizen Sephiroth appears to want to sow seeds of destruction to all and sundry. To whit, he has accused me foully of being of the fell beasts and then, but a short time later, seeks to bring destruction on our resident Apprentice Tetsuo. Does this sound to be the words of one intent on preserving our community... or destroying it?

No, say, I. No no no! There are two devils in our midst, of that we can be certain. While we cannot hope to divine their true nature through mere words, action may preserve us despite!

I say a vote! A vote to preserve our village from the ruin of these beasts!

Speak now, debate as you will, but night is drawing close and we must vote soon and take action. Final deadly action to save us from destruction!

 

[Behind You]

...

Rather than looking at the most likely suspects... perhaps we should think of those that would be least likely to be associated with poor Midgert? Werewolves are cunning creatures, bearing the intellect of their former human minds and the devious insticts of a wolf, it seems to me they would have picked a target that wouldn't put blame anywhere near them.

Good Piacular, tell me, why must the newest residents be the evil ones? Surely one who knows the village quite well would be more able to conceal themselves within it. Based solely on your actions, and your rush to judgement... you seem a likely candidate for being a foul lycanthrope. After all, noble Bambi simply cautioned That Bloke about his tone, wise council in times such as this, and you leapt to the conclusion he should be burned. Rather hasty judgement is it not?

 

[pHatBambi]

The jury is out for ThatBloke. I fear he shall hang his own head soon enough.

Mr Taffy what are your thoughts of Midgerts murder?

You have been exceptionally quiet today. Maybe a stiff brandy to ease your nerves?

 

[Ronin Storm]

Mmmm, yes, thank you for those sage words, Citizen Behind You. Worthy thoughts for all of us to ruminate on.

But what of our silent member, Miller Taffy? Have you nothing to say? No alibi to give? No counsel to offer us in these trying days?

 

[waterproofbob]

Maybe a stiff brandy to ease your nerves?

Well i suppose i could share some. *Hick*

I say we all get together in the square (as i still don't have a church) and pray to god (eldiablo - oh the irony) that he may give us guidance and help us to pray that we may catch as prey those who wish to make prey of us, in the mean time listen to what i say listen to the fray i hope thats clear M'kay.
Also it is strange that taffy a usually feisty man about the village is so quiet on such a day as this.

 

[Piacular]

Forsooth, perhaps Miller Taffy is already dead! Taken by these crazed beast that inhabit our hamlet! Or, and please Lord let this be the true alternative, he has been milling all day and has not yet heard the terrible news!

Citizen Behind_You is correct, perhaps I was a little zealous in my interpretation of Barman Bambi's words, a vote to lynch That Bloke would be much more civilised. However Citizen Behind_You, I would say that I have no hatred for this village, and find the folk here quite pleasant (with the exception of the penny pinching and self serving Mayor Ronin! But his sin is avarice, not murder), and harbour no desire to see them all dead. But I shall now be watching you, and keeping you very much in front of me!