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[Pestcontrol]

I intend to deny all charge of whatever the results might be.

Nywspÿk.

 

[Macca]

ohh ohh can I be head of the thought police . Hmm I'll have to go right back to the start and learn how to decifre this Nywspyk so I can see what pest said .

 

[Ronin Storm]

Yr yÿ cÿld jyst rÿd my sygnytyry ynd ryvyrsy yngynÿr...