Squiggutter squinted at the other team "Dem sneaky lizard gits aint so 'uge" said the poor sighted chainsaw weilding gobblin. The rest of the team were less than convinced as the enormous Kroxigor followed by 6 Saurus marauded out onto the pitch.
Team captain Ardta positioned his team ready to kick the ball to the Lizardmen. Play was only delayed by a little bit as they searched for Fistdodga goblin who (after being found) was promptly dragged by his feet to his rightful place between the two trolls and in front of the Kroxigor. All parties eyed him with culinary curiosity.
The game started with the pogoer lamping the ball downfield to his skink rivals. The skink ran eagerly for the ball but it slipped several times through his claws. Watching from his high vantage point the pogoer snickered to himself as he tightened the lid to the jar of grot oil. Once the ball was finally in the skinks clutches the Kroxigor opened up the festivities by laying out one of the trolls for two turns. The troll, once down, saw a pretty flower and would stare at it hypnotised for most of the first half.
The left flank was left dangerously open by the trolls inactivity and the quick witted skinks evaded all attempts to be put down by the goblins. With the saurus putting up an iron wall around the ball carrier the gobbos could only watch as the skink carried the ball right into the endzone.
With only 1 turn left in the first half the ball fell to the gobbos. Ardta gave the nod to Skydiva who tightened his flying scarf and pulled down his aviator goggles. With the ball in his possession, Skydiva grabbed the trolls attention by a series of shrill yells and kicks in the foot. At first the troll was going to eat him instead he settled for throwing him into the dirt right at his feet. Skydiva goes nowhere fast. End of first half.
With the ball coming to the goblins it was time for a change of tactics. Squiggutter goblin unsheathes his chainsaw and hugs it with all the love and affection a goblin can possibly have for a shiny object of murder and mayhem. Which it turns out is alot. He takes his position in the lineup without fear. The trolls hear the whir of the chainsaw in his hands and dont bother eyeing up the potential meal. They've lost too many fingers that way already. He eyes the thing in front of him through blurred vision and exclaims "thats the biggest squig i've ever seen"
The Kroxigor sits peacefully at the starting lineup when he feels a slight stinging sensation. His right shoulder hurts a little bit and there is this buzzing noise he cant quite place. His massive head turns to the right just as Squiggutter goblin finishes slicing the massive gouge in the kroxigors hide, all the time laughing and screeching with glee. The massive lizard is startled so much it falls to the grass and has to be dragged by several lizards off the pitch. The trolls smash the saurus either side of the kroxigor and another one of them is hurt openeing a massive hole in the centre that the fleshy skinks can close. Though one does try. Squiggutter goblin charges the skink and kills him.
The Saurus try to stop Ardta and his lot from scoring but they can only put the chainsaw goblin down for a turn. Gobbos score to equalise.
The rest of the game degenerates into butchery and chaos. 1 - 1 draw.
2 skinks killed 2 injured.
Bit late on the update but been travelling to see panda.
Special thanks to huung for being able to stand in for pwnstar and give me a good game.