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Gombol
Guest
It could be a trained huntsman *Nods and grins broadly, half his teeth missing*
Wol
In Cryo Sleep
hmmmmmmm >.> No, we dont.......
I'm suspicious of this "Gombol" character. I've heard on the wind that he doesn't like bacon. What sort of *human* doesn't like bacon eh.....
Thats right. NONE. Definitely something strange there.....
Solemn
New Member
*walks out of her brothel with two of her girls followig close behind*
By the gods! what on earth is going on out here, to cause little Johnny to come barging into my brothel waking up all my girls just to get me to come to the town square?
and where is elDiablo, he left last night without paying his tab!
By the gods! what on earth is going on out here, to cause little Johnny to come barging into my brothel waking up all my girls just to get me to come to the town square?
and where is elDiablo, he left last night without paying his tab!
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Gombol
Guest
I don't eat much meat anyway, Wolly Woo! *Nods*
Ha. Assassin, I can barely cut my own food let alone stab someone..
So I been suspicious of this elDiablo chap since he arrived. I figure maybe he got somethin in his belongins that would cause this attack.
So I checked out his room at the inn, I did. And the lock was already broken when I got there, I swears. I checked it out and found nothin. Wallet was completely empty. Yep.
Now whens that eatery gonna open? I'll be eatin well tonight!
So I checked out his room at the inn, I did. And the lock was already broken when I got there, I swears. I checked it out and found nothin. Wallet was completely empty. Yep.
Now whens that eatery gonna open? I'll be eatin well tonight!
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Gombol
Guest
Think what you want, I just be an old man who's struggling to look after himself. *Nods, leaning onto his walking stick, as he brushes his beard and mustache from his nose* If you think I could do that, Then you've got a right eye problem young'un!
Captain Storm (Navy, retired) stumbles in from the boathouse on the river, smelling of rum and fried chicken.
"What'll be all this bickerin' about? Is it me ancient ears, or did one of ye fellahs 'appen to say the word 'murder'?"
He looks about all serious and noting the arrival of Madam Solemn he quickly adds, "Or ladies, o'course. G'morning t'ye." A tip of his naval officer's cap, all polite and gentlemanly.
"I kin tell ye tales of murder that'd curdle yer blood in yer very veins! Tales of ghosties and ghoul-things and beasts that stalk the night long after they been laid t'rest. Aye, an' tales o' men an' beasts and the products of their disgusting fornicatin', beggin' the ladies' pardon."
He eyes all the men present with his best, albeit rather hungover, 'I know it was one of you' looks. "So which o'ye 'ave been layin' wi'the beasts, yer disgusting lot?"
"What'll be all this bickerin' about? Is it me ancient ears, or did one of ye fellahs 'appen to say the word 'murder'?"
He looks about all serious and noting the arrival of Madam Solemn he quickly adds, "Or ladies, o'course. G'morning t'ye." A tip of his naval officer's cap, all polite and gentlemanly.
"I kin tell ye tales of murder that'd curdle yer blood in yer very veins! Tales of ghosties and ghoul-things and beasts that stalk the night long after they been laid t'rest. Aye, an' tales o' men an' beasts and the products of their disgusting fornicatin', beggin' the ladies' pardon."
He eyes all the men present with his best, albeit rather hungover, 'I know it was one of you' looks. "So which o'ye 'ave been layin' wi'the beasts, yer disgusting lot?"
Dragon
Well-Known Member
Poor elDiablo was murderes or, to use a better term, slain by a lunatic. He was dragged here from his bed and then eviscerated brutally. I strongly suggest we find the one who did this and hang him this evening, although I've already got someone in mind who could be the one we're looking for.
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Gombol
Guest
*Laughs at the old man stumbling from the boathouse* Silly fool! Stop drinkin' so much! It be quite a bit there obvious It was one of 'em animals!
( And Dragon? How could you blame
For Murder?
( And Dragon? How could you blame
For Murder?
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Gombol
Guest
Speedy Arived? I live right there I does! *Points to the doorway behind him* Took me 10 mins to get down the stairs when I heard shouting! Stupid young people. Don't know anything these days..
Wol
In Cryo Sleep
Hm. Someone protests their innocence too much /methinks.
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Gombol
Guest
Or i be just answering what people say to me...Silly boy. *Pokes with walking stick*
"What we'll be needin' is a good keel to haul some laggard under!"
Captain Storm muses a moment.
"Though that'll be somewhat difficult in that there stream."
Further thought, mired in the rum-laced treacle that is the Captain's brain.
"Y'know, that there stream probably means that this isn't the foul doin' o' a vampire. I imagine that'll be some comfort to the lady folk o' this fine village. But I tell ye what it could be! It could be ravenous fish people, risin' up out o' the waters t' slay an' devour an' such. Damnable fish people!"
Captain Storm muses a moment.
"Though that'll be somewhat difficult in that there stream."
Further thought, mired in the rum-laced treacle that is the Captain's brain.
"Y'know, that there stream probably means that this isn't the foul doin' o' a vampire. I imagine that'll be some comfort to the lady folk o' this fine village. But I tell ye what it could be! It could be ravenous fish people, risin' up out o' the waters t' slay an' devour an' such. Damnable fish people!"